A Democrat Ask A Question: Let's Take a Look
By Gregory Kielma
As a Democrat, David asks, I really think I need to buy a gun to guard against MAGA crazies. Am I wrong?
As a Democrat, David asks, I really think I need to buy a gun to guard against MAGA crazies. Am I wrong?
From an avid reader of my blog...
Of course you’re wrong, David!
Here at the David Schadenfreude Institute for Advanced Progressivism, David
has determined that:
• Having a gun increases your risk of suicide
• Having a gun increases your risk of being murdered
• Having a gun increases the risk of unintentional child deaths
• Having a gun increases the risk of unintentional household member deaths
• Having a gun increases the risk of unintentional pet deaths
• Having a gun increases the risk of you being involved in a mass shooting
• Having a gun promotes tooth decay
Per David,
you must resist the gun culture with every fiber of your being! Trying to join it will only reveal your weak, feminine nature. You will be outed immediately. They have been trained since childhood and all you know is what we tell you and— quite frankly— we have no idea what we’re talking about.
Just keep your rape whistle handy and hope for the best.
Don't be a David