Biden Judge Releases Thugs in Assault Case
By Gregory Kielma
Biden judge releases teens accused of savagely attacking Edward 'Big Balls' Coristine
Biden judge releases teens accused of savagely attacking Edward 'Big Balls'
Coristine
August 22, 2025
The judge doesn't want to interfere with the suspects' schooling — even though at least one of them doesn't usually show up.
Kielma says, friends protect yourself and family. They could have killed this man. It could have been you or me. A Biden appointed judge lets them free. A disgrace to our judicial system and law-abiding American people. You know what you need to do in a situation like this. Please stay safe and situationally aware. Your life depends on it. Train Train Train!
Edward Coristine,
the young engineer known as "Big Balls"
who previously worked for the Department of Government Efficiency, was beaten to a pulp during an attempted carjacking on Aug. 3 in the national capital.
According to the incident report, a group of around 10 juveniles
approached the 19-year-old and his girlfriend, making clear their intention to steal Coristine's vehicle.
Coristine pushed his girlfriend to safety, then squared off with the thugs, who piled on and left him bloodied on the roadside. Police apprehended two suspects at the scene — a 15-year-old male and a 15-year-old female
of Hyattsville, Maryland — and charged both with unarmed carjacking.
Whereas President Donald Trump figured the incident was bad enough to finally bring an end to the lawlessness in Washington, D.C., federalizing the Metropolitan Police Department and deploying the National Guard, a Biden-nominated judge alternatively decided on Thursday it wasn't worth keeping two of the suspected attackers in custody.
'School and home, that's it.'
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Kendra Briggs, an associate judge of the Superior Court of the District of Columbia, informed the female suspect that she would move to a youth shelter house and informed the male suspect that he would get to hang out at his mother's home,
reported the Washington Post, which was granted access to the Thursday hearing on the condition that it not reveal the identities of the suspects.
Up until this week, the suspects were being held at D.C.'s Youth Services Center, an 88-bed secure facility that keeps detainees under continuous supervision. Although the suspects will enjoy relative freedom, they will still be subjected to electronic monitoring and a 24-hour curfew.